Alternative way to count your money

AS everyone knows, nowadays public places aren't as safe as they used to be. Robbery, snatching, stealing, killing, murder all because of one thing, MONEY. That's why there is a saying that goes "money is the root of all evil" and i agree with, not totally but partial because money is really a necessity in our society now. We need money to buy food, clothing and house - the needs to live.

So, be careful when you are outside or even inside your house, as you will never know when will someone point a knife what you and say "Mari Mari Duit"( come come money). Because of this, we have to come up with new ideas to out smart criminals in order to keep our money safe and sound. For instance,

Counting money at the middle of the river


Not a bad idea to count your money there. Just think about it, who on earth will or want or can rob you when you at the middle of a flowing river?
A thief in a diving suit? wa... that desperate meh? and rich again, afford to buy diving equipment
So, we should learn from him to count our money at the middle of the river.

Besides that, an idea from my teacher, to prevent ourself from becoming a victim of robbery, always hold a key in your hand or anything sharp so that you can poke anyone who you feel suspicious or even "uncomfortable" but just don't simply poke people okay, or you will be in the news the next day.